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rubato: if you’re reading this, I’m proud of you for surviving and making it through the day...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:22:16 -0400

if you’re reading this, I’m proud of you for surviving and making it through the day despite all the difficulties that you face

☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

I’m cheering for you!!

snazziest: It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:22:03 -0400

snazziest:

It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)

justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:21:25 -0400

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.

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repress: HAHAHAHAHA WHAT I DONT REMEMBER HER SAYING THAT OMG

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:57:09 -0400

repress:

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT I DONT REMEMBER HER SAYING THAT OMG

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butterflies can’t see their own wings and don’t know how...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:54:28 -0400

butterflies can’t see their own wings and don’t know how beautiful they are. people are like butterflies

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:54:09 -0400

Me: I won't get jealous

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:52:58 -0400

Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore

blackromney: ‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:48:26 -0400

blackromney:

‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???

that’s right„ ‘pee’

wartortles: im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:30:12 -0400

wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:28:19 -0400

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again

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Fri, 24 May 2013 20:19:32 -0400

payneful-days: im—really—weird: jardestiel: jake-spanish: jak...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:18:03 -0400

payneful-days:

im—really—weird:

jardestiel:

jake-spanish:

jake-spanish:

this-url-is-clever:

lampsarenice:

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams.
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8.
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.

will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*

OH MY GOD

oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF

SOMEONE LISTEN TO IT FOR ME PLEASE, I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?!

I thought it said “chicken nuggets” but when i listened to it again there was nothing

the-absolute-best-posts: itscolossal: Swing by Su-Mei Tse.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:14:00 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

itscolossal:

Swing by Su-Mei Tse.

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