galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
dashaenka: im pretty sure id have a boner all the time if i had a dick
northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you” the da vinci code has been cracked
bedpole: wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
bonushumor: so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..
malijuanastyles: Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
i take super hot showers because i like to practice burning in hell
tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment